ART. Shave my beard. Design my face like Wooly Willy

While stuck in traffic on the BQE this afternoon I listened to this weird artist talk about this beard-shaving item on eBay. Apparently, it is for real. If you win, you can shave his beard into design you want. The page has ideas from the artist, plus people who have bid. It's worth checking out">

Even funnier is the link he has in there to something called The World Beard Championships> which has hilarious pictures.

It makes me sad that I can't grow a beard yet :-)