gmail swap: nifty, neat and noteworthy

Everyone seems to be talking about Google's new email service (at least people on tech news sites) but nobody seems to have finagled an account. It turns out that you have to be invited from someone who works for Google. Some guy set up a page where people can trade and sell accounts. Some of the things people offer are hilarious. It's a must read. Here are the webmaster's favorite odd offers.